Mermaid Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XL

Mermaid Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XLHappy Halloween! My two year old daughter sits with me to check on the online part of the business from time to time and she always tells me to make a pink shirt that says MERMAID on it. She's really into mermaids right now. It's her first Halloween that she's been able to decide and articulate what she wants to be and she's been running up to everybody she sees saying "I'm going to be a mermaid for Halloween!" It's really cute. Anyway, she has, like

Did you grow from the kind of child who calls their teacher mom to the kind of adult who accidentally sits on strangers laps on the bus and find yourself constantly finding the urge to explain away your behavior with a "sorry

people will assume you're a deep thinker with a well developed stance on something and a clever way to get it across

the word Socialism

we didn't agree to privatize it out to a lunatic

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" and share a laugh with a new friend

then challenge them to an unlicensed street race

It's bound to be way underreported because who are the victims going to report the abuse to

so you don't need to buy a new shirt for every new joke

guy I went to high school with in the late 90s who I haven't talked to in decades

The healthcare jobs I want my tax dollars to be used for help people that were sent to guard those same oil derricks 20 years ago cope with the physical and mental damage they incurred

it's highly dissociative