Howdy Elf Long Sleeve Tee supermom

Howdy Elf Long Sleeve Tee supermomSomewhere between yeehaw and jingle bells, you found your entire personality. You dont pick a lane. You ride a horse down both of them while wearing pointy shoes and pointy boots at the same time. The Details: A green cowboy elf swinging a lasso made of red Christmas light bulbs with "HOWDY" inside the lasso loop, in green and red ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100%

You ride a horse down both of them while wearing pointy shoes and pointy boots at the same time

Large red retro script text reading "Tinsel Tits" with white outline and red shadow

Every single time

Red script reading "shine like" and black bold "Rudolph" text

Every December you channel a level of confidence that can only be described as unhinged

carrying a turquoise shopping bag and a turquoise umbrella

desert brush

A solid green circle representing the sun or moon sits in the upper right

For when you’re too polite to cuss but too petty to stay quiet

You didn’t even make it to December 2nd before the naughty list was a done deal

twirling a lasso in a desert scene with cacti and mountains

Multicolor artwork featuring "SAVE A HORSE" in arched white retro lettering above a vintage pin-up cowgirl illustration