Chillin' With My Gnomies Tee finger

Chillin' With My Gnomies Tee fingerHeavyweight 100% Cotton 170gsm

"Only a WOMAN who has given birth without an epidural can truly appreciate  MAN FLU"

"They call me Grandad because Partner In Crime makes me sound like a REALLY BAD INFLUENCE"

Tumble dry medium

Printed twice on this enamel mug to make sure that you can see this no matter which hand you hold the mug in

"I'm a nurse what's your superpower

This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you

Not to be operated by Fuckwits"

"I'm a PARAMEDIC what's your superpower

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a TOTAL PRICK at 100 metres"

"100% certified Eejit"

"It may look like I'm DOING NOTHING but I'm actively waiting for all my problems to disappear"

"Ever just listen to someone and think they've got the IQ of a crayon